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opposum sex 

A girl who just lays there like a opposum during sex, even though she is very much alive. She will typically moan a little when poked hard enough.
After 10 years of marriage, the only sex she has with me is opposum sex.
opposum sex by erocko August 23, 2007

opposome 

lame, not cool, the opposite of awesome.
similar to nawsome but more applicable to things, people and places that are not just not awesome, but the actual opposite of awesome.
jordan: did you see that lame page at facebook.com/AreYouAwesome?

eve: yeah. because awesome people need to announce there awesomesness with extra exclamation points and CAPS. totally nawsome.

jordan: more than that. Its' the opposite. It's opposome.

eve: totally.
opposome by TC_CT June 30, 2009

opposames 

Opposites that are basically the same. ect. a couple who completes eachother.

ect. Hitler and Stalin
me and my girlfriend are opposames.
opposames by aoner2 October 25, 2008

opposimp 

the opposite of simping

when you stop simping over someone and realize that they really aren’t that great after all
guy 1 “man you still simping over linda?”
guy 2 “nah i’m over her. i’m opposimping over her”
opposimp by lil_cookie_jar March 18, 2020

Opposimp 

When someone simps for a man instead of a woman.
Person A: I can't simp, I like boys
Person B: Opposimp
Opposimp by not a sou kin April 16, 2020

opposmistic 

When you're optimistic in the form of being pessimistic
Me: Hah, that database is going to crash next week. Good thing too. It'll finally get upgraded.
Someone A: You're very pessimistic
Someone B: IDK I think that's optimistic
Someone C: That's opposmistic AF
opposmistic by RubbaChicken October 4, 2023
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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