A crappy call-centre agency that employs financially desperate students and
old people to do meaningless surveys over the phone, bugging people at dinner or on Sunday mornings.
OpinionSearch also has a tendency to not give two
shits about its employees.
Should not be
confused with telemarketing since telemarketing agencies actually go on the national no-call list.
1) I worked an 8-hour shift at OpinionSearch today and I want to slit my wrists.
2)Caller: Hi, this is (insert badly chosen fake
name here) calling from OpinionSearch. We're looking for male members of your household between the ages of 18 and 34 who might be interested in a banking survey.
Client: *Click* or "I'M IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!"
Caller: Hello sir? Hello sir? Hello sir? Hello sir?...
3)Caller: Hi this is (actual
name) calling from OpinionSearch. We're looking for female members of your household between the ages of
50 and 65 who might be interested in taking a survey on your sexual habits. Would that be you?
Client:
Pervert! I have your
name and I'm calling the police!