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veterinary ophthalmology

A relatively recent specialty within the field of veterinary medicine, devoted exclusively to treating the eyes of non-human animals.
His dog, at the age of ten, had become completely blind. Whereas her blindness would once have been permanent, it could now be reversed. Dr. Jane Cho, a surgeon practicing in Westchester County, New York, had performed a miracle, in his view, had given back the world to his dog by restoring her vision. With each additional year of newly-sighted life, he felt enhanced gratitude toward the doctor and her staff, thankful for the gift of veterinary ophthalmology.

Ophthalmophobia 

Ophthalmophobia is the fear of being stared at.
"hey Kelsey! dont stare at that boy"
"why not Sam, he is a cute boy!"

"yeah, but he has Ophthalmophobia"

"OH, my bad!"

Ophthalmophilia

Attraction to and love for someone due to the beauty of their eyes.
From the way he kept looking at my eyes, I knew he was infected with ophthalmophilia; I saw an unending stream of love passing on to me from his ophthalmophilic eyes.
Ophthalmophilia by BabuGeorge April 27, 2014

ophthalmopersonalishistoriaphobia 

The fear that your online browse and/or search history will be seen by other people or made public in another way
I have severe ophthalmopersonalishistoriaphobia, I worry about people finding out that I Google dwarf porn all the time

ophthalmophobia 

Fear of going to see an eye specialist.
He's got a bad case of ophthalmophobia. He's not going to have his eyes checked. He'd rather have cataracts.
ophthalmophobia by Fearman August 4, 2007

Ophthalmologist 

It’s a tea maker.
Ima gay bitch Ophthalmologist
Ophthalmologist by Haiitififhrj June 10, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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