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Opening a can of whoop-ass

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(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being
The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.
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Opening a Can of Bruce Lee 

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A term for someone who is going to kick someone's ass so hard it is indescribable without a person with whom is all powerful.
Copyright of EPrime and NOT CloudAsylum. Too bad, Cloud ^_^
"Dude that guy just stole my girl, I'm gonna be opening a can of Bruce Lee on him!"
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Opening a can of whoop ass

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When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt
She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer
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opening up a can of whoop ass 

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To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass
When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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