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Savory Offerings 

That chick tried to tempt me with her savory offerings so I'd buy her a drink.
Savory Offerings by Noicore June 23, 2010

Flaccid Offerings

The frantic mental bartering made by male unable to get hard-on at crucial time; made to the god of erections.
No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.
Flaccid Offerings by Urb Snake March 17, 2023

burnt offerings 

This is what happens when someone hands you a bowl that had weed in it but is now cooked or wasted or all gone, finished.
I must have gotten at least five hits off that bowl before it tuned to burnt offerings.

Peace offerings

I'll bring peace offerings to the party.
Peace offerings by alphabravo123 January 18, 2012

Oofersnoopes 

Something you say to confuse someone else
When she said "oofersnoopes" I was confused.

The Otz Law of Map Offerings 

A law created by the streamer Otzdarva,

In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.
"Kate sent us to Badham, if The Otz Law of Map Offerings is correct, she should DC any second now!"