3 definitions by Urb Snake
Derived from surgical procedure “orchiectomy” or removal of testicles, this is a name given to a male who puts an undeserving woman well above status so she may proceed to stomp over his dignity and self-worth. Synonym: Simp.
My fucking car broke down again on the way back home from Derek’s last night. Fuck no I didn’t ask Derek! Edward came and picked me up and then paid to have my car towed. Yeah He knows about Derek, he doesn’t care…he says he hopes we can still go on a first date someday if things don’t work out…it’s awesome! he’s such an Orkie!
by Urb Snake March 17, 2023
A brief gust of vile, stench ridden exhale from a problem drunk, causing immediate consideration of severing all ties, especially if subject responsible is close family/significant other.
Bob walked past me this morning, after another of his happy-hour-turned-all-nighters, and I got hit with a horrible vomit whiff.. I told him I needed time apart, permanently, through the bathroom door. I think he was puking again tho, so I just left.
by Urb Snake March 17, 2023
The frantic mental bartering made by male unable to get hard-on at crucial time; made to the god of erections.
No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.
by Urb Snake March 17, 2023