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Ontariariario

1. A place to stand.
2. A place to grow.
3. The most memorable line from the song "A Place to Stand, A Place to Grow (Ontariariario!)," which is the unofficial anthem of the Canadian province of Ontario. The song was written as the signature tune for a movie of the same name that was featured at the Expo 67 Ontario pavilion. The word has confounded Western Canadians and Non-Canadians ever since, as 99% of people outside of Ontario have no idea what it's referencing.
A place to stand. A place to grow. Ontariariario. ONTARI-ARI-ARI-OHHHHH!
Ontariariario by Izzy-chan May 2, 2008

franco-ontarien 

Franco-Ontariens are wonderful!
franco-ontarien by Sahara April 21, 2005

okariana 

famous internet furry, best friends with gogy ( georgenotfound ) rawr
me: do you know that furry okariana ?

my friend: omg yes she is so peng meowmeow
okariana by caityi May 3, 2021

Ortarian 

A person who claims to be a superior human to you, and a member of the "state" of Orta. They're discount Nazis who hate memes.
RL: "We Ortarians are inherently superior to you. Ortarians do not deal with failures."
Ortarian by Lord Valkyrie May 13, 2018

octarians 

The giant army of enemy’s in splatoon that just want a hug
HmmmmmmmmmmmmMmMmMmMm.

The octarians
octarians by iddunno March 22, 2021

Ontarian 

Inhabitant of the province of Ontario in the country of Canada. Home to the biggest city in the nation (Toronto). Typically, Ontarians have a rivalry with Quebecois in many aspects of life. Naturally, the most important is the rivalry between the two hockey teams Toronto Maple Leafs and Montreal Canadiens. Ontarian education is quite complicated in the eyes of next-door Quebecois, with students attending something before Kindergarten called Junior Kindergarten. Students only graduate elementary school in this province in the eighth grade at the age of fourteen as apposed to the age of twelve in Quebec and graduate from high school at the age of eighteen. Ontarians like to promote their province on television throughout the rest of the country and boast about their home, which consists mostly of trees, rocks and dirt. When defending their province, they also like to claim they speak French and therefore this makes them special, when, in reality, they could care less about French unless it will be beneficial in making themselves sound sophisticated. Their sense of humor and social skills are generally limited. In order to purchase beer, they must drive to the nearest Ontario Liquor Control Board rather than simply walking to the depanneur.
Ontarian 1: Would you pick up some beer for tonight?

Ontarian 2: Sure, I will drive over to the Ontario Liquor Control Board and see if they are open. I should be back in about forty-five minutes if I can avoid traffic.
Ontarian by mousselinelaserieuse April 12, 2011
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