ongog 

like ongod but on gog instead bc minor spelling mistake funny

“wanna play fortnite?” “ongog”

ongog by onbobble54 January 10, 2024

OnGob

Short for "on goblin" and in the vein of "On God", OnGob is an expression meant to emphasize the veracity of a claim, much like "I swear on my mother's grave". Its spiritual and etymological underpinnings lie with the phrase "goblin mode", and when swearing "OnGob", one could be said to swear with all the seriousness of a thing experiencing "goblin mode".

Person 1: The widening U.S. trade deficit may place significant pressure on economic growth in the fourth quarter.

Person 2: Oh my! On God?

Person 1: OnGob.

OnGob by GobSmakt December 6, 2022

Ongoy 

A word that can substituted for any other word at any given time while still keeping the original meaning of the intended word intact.

"HAY HURRY UP WE GOING TO ONGOY'S HOUSE!"

"STOP DOING THAT MAN, I'M GOING TO ONGOY
YOU RIGHT NOW!!!"

"Hey Mikey, finish your hot dog."
"ONGOY."

Ongoy by mkyEND February 4, 2009

Ongoing Payroll Issue 

When an individual that works for an employer, who hasn't been fired and is still employed, stops recieving a paycheck due to a payroll screw up. Everytime the individual attempts to follow up on the problem, the person in charge of payroll will call it by that name. Usually, due to the high demands and deadlines in any given payroll department, the probability of the problem being corrected is very low unless a very high level supervisor has become involved. The problem can last for weeks, even months, forcing the individual to get another job or quit all together. Usually getting denied unemployment for quiting. In rare cases, the individual, who quits, will recieve a W-2 form at the end of the year showing all wages, yet a large amount of those wages still have not been paid.

1) I went to pick up my paycheck Friday and my boss did not have it when they came. Payroll was closed and I had to wait till Monday. I called them on Monday and they told me that I should have been paid and that there was an Ongoing Payroll Issue and that it would work itself out shortly. 16 weeks later, I got another job and sued the bastards!

Ongoing Payroll Issue by The Jax May 2, 2007

Orgog 

(n.) unknown object kaisen

Caka: I orgog you Joel
Joel: no

Orgog by swiceofbread January 16, 2021

ongodliez 

ongodliez/ongohhlie refers to the extra no cap in ongod

homie tweakin ongohhlie/ongodliez

ongodliez by sult February 21, 2023

ongodestly 

The combination of on god and honestly

When you want to say honestly and on god and end up combining them:

“Ongodestley that’s mad”
“Ongodestly Rebecca’s so annoying”
“Ongodestlllyyyy broooo”

ongodestly by Uhyuhhholupyuhh March 17, 2023