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The phenomenon of making words ending in "ing" end with "ong" instead.
"Damn, I'm so fucking glad my "ing"-ending words are getting ongd due to onging."
"Fuckong."
onging by Not Temerold July 22, 2022
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The activity of fishing while on a railway.

Its a combination of "On line fishing"
"Are you doing much today down at the ol' station?"
"I might do some onling, you know."
onling by CardHandler231 December 18, 2017

Ongoing Payroll Issue 

When an individual that works for an employer, who hasn't been fired and is still employed, stops recieving a paycheck due to a payroll screw up. Everytime the individual attempts to follow up on the problem, the person in charge of payroll will call it by that name. Usually, due to the high demands and deadlines in any given payroll department, the probability of the problem being corrected is very low unless a very high level supervisor has become involved. The problem can last for weeks, even months, forcing the individual to get another job or quit all together. Usually getting denied unemployment for quiting. In rare cases, the individual, who quits, will recieve a W-2 form at the end of the year showing all wages, yet a large amount of those wages still have not been paid.
1) I went to pick up my paycheck Friday and my boss did not have it when they came. Payroll was closed and I had to wait till Monday. I called them on Monday and they told me that I should have been paid and that there was an Ongoing Payroll Issue and that it would work itself out shortly. 16 weeks later, I got another job and sued the bastards!
- let’s do it
- I’m down

- way to go
Tom : imma go to Sarah’s tonight

Alex: onzing

Tom: wanna get a pizza ?

Alex : onzing
onzing by lalli chut June 19, 2019

Yoko Onoing 

the action of one's significant other who tears apart the group of friends.
"Dude. Adam never hangs out with his old friends anymore."

"Yeah. Once Susie came in she just started Yoko Onoing the shit outta them."
Yoko Onoing by Phil Jacklin October 23, 2007

ongoing roll 

If some one falls down something like stairs or a hill and dont stop rolling.
John: Dude did you hear what happened to Chris the other day

Mike: You mean when he fell down those stairs that was one ongoing roll