One-wording

If ur trying to get at a chick and she texts u one word.

You: Hey gurlll!

Her: hey

you: what you doing tonight?

Her: nothing

You: oh, u wanna do something with me?

Her: uhmmmm. maybe.

You: Man this bitch keeps one-wording me.

Ur friend: eh, shes not that into you dude.

You: wtf?

by Reeseo21 July 31, 2009

One Wording

v. When an annoying person won't stop texting another, so the person being annoyed responds with one word, fast answers. Usually ineffective because the other person is so dense.

That girl was really bugging me, so I one worded her until she got the hint and stopped talking to me.

ex: Annoying Girl: Hey!:) OMG it's been likee ferever since we've talked!!!!!

Me: yeah!

A.G: So like when's the next time you'll be able to hang out???

Me: idk

A.G: LOL! Stop that!!!!

Me: what

A.G: Stop one wording me!!!! LOL it's so cute when you do that! hahahaha

Me: okay

A.G:...

(To myself) yesss....pwned.

by Tomtate July 28, 2009

one-wording

Responding to a question with a one-word answer.

Usually done when the person is not into the conversation or wants to stop talking.

"Yo dude I was talking to Jamie last night and she was one-wording me"
"Man dude that blows."

by where's the soul September 23, 2009

one wording

the act or responding to an important conversation or a series of statements with one to three words killing a conversation or making it difficult to carry it on to a substantial or meaningful conversation

tyrael938 (22:40:10): he ows me money from other times he borrowd gas money and couldn't pay me back he realy ows me more then that but he doesn't realize it but I am not going to bring it up because I helped him with out expecting a pay back I always do but it is nice when they do but when people come to you for help you should help them and not hold it over them and make them ow you or your not realy helping them your a bank that doesnt charge interest
rawshenzu938 (22:40:37): i understand
tyrael938 (22:40:54): your one wording me

by tyrael938 June 1, 2010

One working week

Time given to average week worked, Monday to Friday are the usual office hours so one working week is from Monday to Friday

Your laptop will be ready in one working week

by G.A.D September 22, 2010

HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING)

to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.

Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!

by weave November 1, 2003

shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now

When you go too school and they ask you " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333" then goes over to your desk and says "HURRY UP LARRY THE ANSWER IS DO AT THE END OF CLASS"

Teacher: " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333"

You: Shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now!!!

by greencreeper244 April 10, 2018