One thrust shuff: that awkward sexual encounter (frequently going hand in hand with losin it) when a penis enters the vaginal area for about .10 seconds (hence the "one thrust") and then proceeds to exit and terminate the sex act. Not to be confused with a beej smeej.

"Wow I just had sex for the first time. Is it supposed to be such a short little dance?"

"Ooooh sounds like you just had a one thrust shuff!"

One Thrust Shuff by winghizzieballa January 8, 2012

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one thrust nut bust

the inability to have sex for more than a few seconds
see also one pump chump

Glen: OHHHHHH!

Sandy: what??? it's already over? -___-

Glen: sorry for the one thrust nut bust, i've never done this before

one thrust nut bust by bigDjohnston69 August 26, 2011

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the alpha, the leader, the one to trust

the alpha, the leader, the one to trust is one who can be trusted. they are often the alpha. many times they are also leaders.

No one's catching me unless I wanna be caught
I'm dancing in the shadows, ain't no leash when I walk
It's great to feel invincible, it's great to feel alive
My appetite's insatiable, there's nowhere it can hide
Our freedom isn't up to them, it's only up to us (us)
I'm the Alpha, I'm the leader, I'm the one to trust (trust)
Together we do whatever it takes, we're in this pack for life (awoo)
We're wolves, we own the night

the definition of the alpha, the leader, the one to trust is that it is a crucial role in society. this is not to be taken lightly.

the alpha, the leader, the one to trust by vih-vee-awh-nuh April 22, 2024

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trust no one

the fact that everybody is a snake and you can't tell anybody anything bc then they'll go tell some one else and soon, everybody will know, therefor you cant trust anyone. The ppl you thought were your friends, they a snake ass lil bitch jus tryna use u.

Just trust no one and you'll be happy, bc even that one person you've trusted forever will turn on u.

trust no one by 408badddie December 20, 2017

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