wet dreamer

a noob that blows his load while his peter is still in his pants and he isn't even conscious

Jack: man, i need to get over being a wet dreamer

Henry: i kno brah, i woke up with baby batter all over my bed

by bigDjohnston69 August 24, 2011

one thrust nut bust

the inability to have sex for more than a few seconds
see also one pump chump

Glen: OHHHHHH!

Sandy: what??? it's already over? -___-

Glen: sorry for the one thrust nut bust, i've never done this before

by bigDjohnston69 August 24, 2011