one cheek

Careless, sloppy, haphazard, poor quality work; a diplomatic way of saying something is done half assed

I waited till the last minute to finish my paper, so I wound up doing a one cheek job on it.

by Ukyou Kuonji June 11, 2006

one cheeking

the act of taking a dump while only using one cheek. usually only done in public restrooms and other disgusting relief areas

dude i don't know what was on that side of the seat but i started one cheeking it and got the job done

by vtyyi March 14, 2011

one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003

one cheek sneak

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.

My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

one cheek sneak

An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.

I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.

by hoot rider January 5, 2010

One cheek wonder

U only have one butt cheek

Hey look at one cheek wonder

by Pooplicke August 3, 2016

one cheek sneek

To release a flatulence, in a siting position, by rocking the body to one side or the other and lifting a cheek. Usually silent but deadly.

Please do not do the one cheek sneek in church.

by becka4josh September 7, 2008