one bagger

Cf. double bagger, three bagger.

A woman whose face is so ugly, you'd need to cover her face with a bag during sex. Not as bad as a two bagger.
"A three bagger? That's a one bagger, and I'm two cold ones away from wearing beergoggles -- watch me hit it!"
by moof July 10, 2003
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One Stone Tea Bagger

Someone who rests their one testicle on another person's face, while they are asleep/passed out.
Eric was a notorious Tea Bagger, but when fate interviened, Eric was left with One Stone......eventually making him the one and only One Stone Tea Bagger
by thesnake3h February 22, 2009
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