one bagger

Cf. double bagger, three bagger.

A woman whose face is so ugly, you'd need to cover her face with a bag during sex. Not as bad as a two bagger.

"A three bagger? That's a one bagger, and I'm two cold ones away from wearing beergoggles -- watch me hit it!"

by moof July 10, 2003

One Stone Tea Bagger

Someone who rests their one testicle on another person's face, while they are asleep/passed out.

Eric was a notorious Tea Bagger, but when fate interviened, Eric was left with One Stone......eventually making him the one and only One Stone Tea Bagger

by thesnake3h February 22, 2009

one-banger

A one-banger is simply slang for a single-engine airplane like a Cessna 182 or a Piper Cub.

{Julio} Hey Jesus, there's a single-engine airplane taking off from the airport over there.
{Jesus} Julio, you mean to say that there's a one-banger headed this way?

by Telephony August 20, 2019

one banger

When one knocks out a belligerent asshole with one clean punch.

"Chad was trying to fight every guy at the party until Brian gave 'em the one banger. Kid was snoring before he hit the floor"

by John Six December 4, 2013

one-bagged

When you fit all your groceries in one bag.

I one-bagged all my groceries

by Cascas94 October 9, 2017

And If The Left One Is Bigger...?

A term used when someone goes on a long rant about a totally pointless or super-intelligent subject that no one cares about/understands.

Guy 1 - And Thats the theory for quantum physics.
Guy 2 - And if the left one is bigger...?

by TalcumPower November 4, 2011

Eyes Bigger Than One's Vagina

Similar to the phrase that someone's "eyes are bigger than his/her stomach," which means that someone overestimated the amount of food that he/she wanted, having eyes bigger than one's vagina means that someone overestimated the size pecker (wanker, johnson, peter) that she wanted or could handle.

Girl 1: "How was your sleepover with George last night?"
Girl 2: "I'm still sore!"
Girl 1: "Ha, I guess your eyes are bigger than your vagina!"
(Girl 1 is an example of someone who has eyes bigger than one's vagina)

by jk_all_the_way October 4, 2010