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Onision
A terrible youtuber, singer, and father. A man who can't take criticism and attacks his critics for their looks and personality, instead of actually debating their points. He only cares about views and gets incredibly angry when people use his name to get views when he has made countless videos about Shane Dawson, Eugenia Cooney, Jojo Siwa, the Paul brothers, etc. He claims to support and love the LGBTQ+ community, even claiming that he's gay (even though he has had 2 wives). Despite all this bullshit he's done, he still has 11k subscribers.
"Did you see Onision's new video?"
"Why bother, it's probably just another stupid fucking Shane Dawson video."
"Why bother, it's probably just another stupid fucking Shane Dawson video."
Onision by pianomuncher January 6, 2019
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Onisionphobic
When you don’t want to be friends with a rather creepy man who has a weird obsession with Shane Dawson and false accusations. He also likes to give pointless childish responses to actual criticism. In fact when he sees someone criticizing him he decides to take their hard earned money. And you know he’s also got this weird obsession with bananas, I dunno what that’s about.
Onisionphobic by Arist0tle September 28, 2019
onisionphobic
When you don’t want to be friends with a rather creepy man who has a weird obsession with Shane Dawson, false accusations, and also likes to give pointless childish responses to actually criticism. In fact when he sees the criticism he just decides to take their money, he decides to take their hard earned money l, and you know he’s also got this WEIRD weird obsession with bananas.
onisionphobic by MyaSkye September 28, 2019
Onision
Onision by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
onisionphobic
Being a person that sees through all of Onision's bullshit but because he is the child grooming piece of shit that he is, you are lying and slandering him. Being afraid of his "TRUTH" and not mindlessly following him like a good little kid. My bad, never let a kid near this man, he might become sexual attracted and then we're all phobic for it because we fear for our children's safety.
You're onisionphobic because you believe all of his victims, even though Gregory, James, whatever the fuck he's calling himself this week says they are LYING!
onisionphobic by BootyNasty September 28, 2019
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