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on-cow-cow 

adj.
1.moronic,foolish,clumsy
2.not able to learn because of brian condition
Bush is an on-cow-cow fucka
on-cow-cow by sonx May 4, 2005

horns on a cow [horns on the cow] 

It is a slang term used in essex to mean when you make up a crazy mad, random spontaneous song lyrics with your mates friends.
girl 1: what did you do last night yesterday?

girl 2: I made up a horns on a cow horns on the cow with benji and bob

Get up on that cow! 

Go faster and get your stuff together
You’re going to slow it’s a highway, Get up on that cow!

Cow pissing on a flat rock 

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.
"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock 

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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