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on-cow-cow by sonx May 4, 2005
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on-cow-cow
on-cow-cow by sonx May 4, 2005
horns on a cow [horns on the cow]
It is a slang term used in essex to mean when you make up a crazy mad, random spontaneous song lyrics with your mates friends.
girl 1: what did you do last night yesterday?
girl 2: I made up a horns on a cow horns on the cow with benji and bob
girl 2: I made up a horns on a cow horns on the cow with benji and bob
horns on a cow [horns on the cow] by Lennie:) March 13, 2012
Get up on that cow!
Get up on that cow! by Cash money 200 April 25, 2024
Cow pissing on a flat rock
A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.
"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"
Cow pissing on a flat rock by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008
raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007
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