on-cow-cow

adj.
1.moronic,clumsy,foolish
2.not able to learn because of his brian condition

Bush is a on-cow-cow fucka

by sonx May 4, 2005

on-cow-cow

adj.
1.moronic,foolish,clumsy
2.not able to learn because of brian condition

Bush is an on-cow-cow fucka

by sonx May 4, 2005

horns on a cow [horns on the cow]

It is a slang term used in essex to mean when you make up a crazy mad, random spontaneous song lyrics with your mates friends.

girl 1: what did you do last night yesterday?

girl 2: I made up a horns on a cow horns on the cow with benji and bob

by Lennie:) March 13, 2012

Get up on that cow!

Go faster and get your stuff together

You’re going to slow it’s a highway, Get up on that cow!

by Cash money 200 April 25, 2024

Cow pissing on a flat rock

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.

"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007