on the tit

phrase used to describe a baby that still breastfeeds.

Jonah will probably be on the tit until he turns one year old.

by Cliff96 June 26, 2006

on the tit

A pejorative term used to define someone that is overly reliant on others for their basic needs.

Welfare dynasties, basement dwellers, statists, socialists, communists, and other such entitled people fall into the category of people happily on the tit.

John is 31 years old living in his mothers house and refuses to move out or get a job. He's been on the tit for too long.

by Yamaru02 February 6, 2019

sucking on the tit of life

Living Life To The Fullest

To Get Some Huge Tits In Bed

"Man, life is great, I'm sucking on the tit of life!"

"Wow, I was with Marissa last night sucking on the tit(s) of life."

by -=+ n4s +=- | I'm Ecstatic! June 28, 2006

sucking on the tit

A term used to describe when a friend, family(sibling, etc.), or person is living off for free of the parent, or being treated with childly care. It doesn't have to be in terms of money, it can also be on a emotional scale, or what have you. Hence, "sucking on the tit".

older brother conversation with girlfriend:

Erika: Hey Jesse, how come you don't speak to your little brother anymore?

Older brother: I'm tired of Ezra not having a job and my mom taking care of him. He's 21 years old, he has to stop "sucking on the tit".

Erika: But he's still your brother :(

by dude pseudo-pseudical September 10, 2010

back on the tit

it means you are again back on the shit that once you have fallen off, forgotten or had lost interest in it.
it just means you are back in game, feeling alive again ,ready to fuck the shit up

i had given up on my workout after not seeing good results but now, i am back on the tits.

by potheadslacker May 20, 2015

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009