on the rat

Name: on the rat Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

On the Rat is a more glorified example of On the Rag except in this case the test subject is not wearing a pad, or rag for the case, no, instead a tampon. The Rat comes into it because the string looks like a cute rodent tail hanging out.

Henry- "Man she dropped them jeans and I couldn't believe it. Her tampon fell out too!

Steve- "No way! She was On the Rat"?

Henry- "Yeah. Still did her though"

on the rat by The_Def_Master December 3, 2013

Get the on the rat mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

rats on the track

Said to someone who is giving you a ride or going on a trip and is taking way too long to get ready/leave a parking space/pass by a green light. From Seinfeld where Elaine was waiting for her train to get going when it stopped. Implies that there should be no excuse why you aren't moving.

Why won't this train move! They probably stopped because there's rats on the track!

Go! You could of turned left six times by now! Are there rats on the track or something!

rats on the track by William Braveheart 2.0 July 16, 2010

Get the rats on the track mug.

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

Get the i'd rather drive on the left side of the road mug.

The lowest rated definition on Urban Dictionary

The definition you're reading right now, yes, this one, has the highest amount of thumbs down on urbandictionary.com. Therefore, it is the lowest rated definition on urban dictionary.

See also: poopies, weenie and picklebutt.

Norman: Wow, look at the amount of thumbs down on that definition! It must be THE LOWEST RATED DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY.

Christopher: *Gets in Norman's face* I'm going to find out where you live, break into your house while you're sleeping, tie you to your bed, and SLIT your THROAT.

Norman: *CRIES VERY LOUDLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY*

Christopher: *Punches Norman in the nutsack*

The lowest rated definition on Urban Dictionary by Norman'sbigweenie October 27, 2011

Get the The lowest rated definition on Urban Dictionary mug.

Ratatouille With the Flash On

Ratatouille with the flash on is ppl that are so ugly there is no way to explain it

Friend: * shows picture of someone

me: “ they be out here looking like ratatouille with the flash on”

Ratatouille With the Flash On by lovemefup August 1, 2022

Get the Ratatouille With the Flash On mug.

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

Word of the Day on November 3, 2026

Get the briefcake mug.

Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

Get the Ratfucker mug.

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Get the countrypolitan mug.

Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

Word of the Day on October 31, 2026