Skip to main content

Ducks on the pond

~australian
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.
Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.
Ducks on the pond by Berserker December 9, 2004

Ducks on the Pond

A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on SECOND and third base respectively.

NOTE: I am the author of the prior definition, which had one glaring error that needed fixing (i.e. a runner at second in lieu of first).

I felt the need to remedy my error. That is all. Godspeed, and may ducks inhabit your ponds....wherever they may be.
Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!

Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!

2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.

(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!

Ducks on the Pond

A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on first and third base respectively.
Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!
Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!

2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.

(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!
Ducks on the Pond by BORN2FISHMQ December 2, 2009

ducks on the pond

n. dux on the pond

Used in online gaming, describes anything (in FPS or RTS) that just sits there and doesnt attempt to flee, fight, etc, before being owned. Usually controlled by a noob.

1) omg, I cant wait to play Overcaster, i get mad kills in those games, his ducks on the pond get owned.

2) quack, quack , QUACK! omg, I'm totally pooning these ducks on the pond over here.

3) that wasnt a fair game, our noob was ducks on the pond.

Keep 6 on the ponderosa 

When you are going on holidays you ask your neighbors to "keep 6 on the ponderosa". Used in country and western movies. 6 refers to a six shooter pistol.
Hey Griswold! I'm taking the tribe to Wallyworld for a week. Can you keep 6 on the ponderosa old buddy old pal?

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026