Definitions by Berserker

Twat

a vagina, or a useless piece of shit

get the fuck up you useless twat

Twat by berserker January 6, 2007

Ducks on the pond

~australian
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.

Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.

Ducks on the pond by Berserker December 9, 2004

Empty / Empties

Empty can of beer. Seldom found alone, it prefers the company of other 'empties' and has even been known to socialise with other brands.

1) Where do I put my empty?
2) Throw your fuckin empties out the window
3) Throw your empties on Mick's lawn when we drive past..heheheheheh

Empty / Empties by Berserker December 8, 2004

Diphu Pass 

A mountian pass at the sino-indian-burmese tri-point. A strategic approch to eastern assam.

Hey look, it's the Diphu Pass!

Diphu Pass by berserker November 14, 2003

Berserker 

1. A sect of Norse warriors who would fight with no armor and would continue fighting despite wounds or chance of victory.
2.Used to say some one has flipped a shit and done something rash with no self regard

sweet Jesus, jimmy went berserker on that salesman and ripped out his heart and ate it for courage

Berserker by berserker November 14, 2003

Zoot Suit 

1. Clothing worn by young second generation mexican imagrants
2. The people who wore the zoot suits

The sailor really fucked up that gaddamn zoot suit

Zoot Suit by berserker October 20, 2003

taoism 

Belief in the tao

taoism by berserker October 20, 2003