on the deuce 

simply means on the low

DON'T FORGET TO BAM RECORDED ALOT OF SHIT ON THE DEUCE IMA GET MY HANDS ON THAT TO RELEASE IT

on the deuce by The_Abbot December 12, 2010

trippin on the deuce 

to be under the influence of any of the 2C famly of psychedelic phenethylamines, especially 2C-E.

man we had so much fun trippin on the deuce this weekend. 2C-E kicks ass.

trippin on the deuce by researchchem November 11, 2008

The Deuce is on the Loose

Euphemism for a bowel movement, especially diarrhea.

"Hey, how are you feeling? Any better?"

"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."

The Deuce is on the Loose by hiddendragon August 6, 2012

trippin on the deuce 

to be under the influence of any of the 2C famly of psychedelic phenethylamines, especially 2C-E.

man we had so much fun trippin on the deuce this weekend. 2C-E kicks ass.

trippin on the deuce by vgad December 15, 2008

Deuce on the loose 

A turd that is anywhere except for in the toilet or in a person.

1.

Man! I need to get home quick or I'm going to have a Deuce on the loose!

2.

first guy: Don't go into the second toilet stall, there's a couple deuces on the loose.

second guy: Aww dude! Nasty! Where?

first guy: One on the floor and one on the toilet seat.

Deuce on the loose by CrazyAndyD October 20, 2012

deuce on the clock 

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.

deuce on the clock by @AKADonaldTrump January 24, 2015

Ma Deuce is on the Loose! 

Ma Deuce is on the Loose is military slang, for the effective use of a M-2 .50 heavy machine gun in combat.

The sappers try to cut the perimeter wire, but they get cut down when Ma Deuce is on the Loose!

Ma Deuce is on the Loose! by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016