On The Chair 

When aint nobody got time to get to the bedroom so you have sex right on the chair

Jeremy: you wanna have sex?
Lisa: I can't I have work in ten and we don't have enough time for sex in bed

Jeremy: that's okay we can just do On The Chair *wink wink*

On The Chair by ChunkyPotato August 16, 2016

blame it on the chair 

when somebody farts, usually in school, and to avoid embarrassment, blames their chair for being 'squeaky'

*silence*
*child farts*
*everyone looks round*
*thinks to self...blame it on the chair!*
uhhh...it wasn't me...i think my chair is a bit squeaky...

blame it on the chair by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010

Put the chair on the wall 

Shut the fuck up

Hey Kid put the chair on the wall!

Put the chair on the wall by Ooga booga uhhh November 6, 2018

put on the chair

(To be): to be given the death penalty by electrocution

That genious who shot up 3 asian owned massage parlors around Atlanta, should be put on the chair, no questions asked.

put on the chair by Uncle Dimma March 20, 2021

frederick the great died on a chair

Use this when you wanna change topics, usually as a wild card.

Person 1: The republicans are the problem!
Person 2: frederick the great died on a chair, salmon is good.

frederick the great died on a chair by Sharperpanhandle June 30, 2025

Jared on the Chaired 

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.

Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!

Jared on the Chaired by notoeduw December 21, 2024

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic 

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.

The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic by R. Kemp December 13, 2004