49 definitions by R. Kemp
The pinnacle of patheticness. These people take it on themselves and believe it is their obligation to preserve the "morality" of the internet by (and not limited to):
- telling others what is right and wrong in the form of a flame.
- emailing board mods to take action aganist the member of a board because they did something they didn't like (i.e. getting owned in an arguement)
- emailing ISP abuse emails to rat on a person because they don't like what they are posting or saying.
They have the deluded thought that by doing this that they will leave their mark on the Internet and have users singing their praises. However, the real world doesn't work that way, they get flamed by everyone, and because things don't work out the way they expect, their mind can't handle it and they begin the downward spiral into becoming a kook.
- telling others what is right and wrong in the form of a flame.
- emailing board mods to take action aganist the member of a board because they did something they didn't like (i.e. getting owned in an arguement)
- emailing ISP abuse emails to rat on a person because they don't like what they are posting or saying.
They have the deluded thought that by doing this that they will leave their mark on the Internet and have users singing their praises. However, the real world doesn't work that way, they get flamed by everyone, and because things don't work out the way they expect, their mind can't handle it and they begin the downward spiral into becoming a kook.
Netcops are pathetic SOBs that haven't gotten past the egocentric and tattle-tale stage of development. Bellvue always needs new customers...give 'em your worst!
by R. Kemp September 11, 2005
Hey Condie, you missed a spot on your chin there and you shouldn't talk with your mouth full of Dubya Dick.
by R. Kemp February 12, 2005
Someone that shallowly idolizes and apologizes for celebrities just because they are celebrities in the hope that they can one day be lifted to their iconic level. They are the Hollywood version of a fanboy.
Paris Hilton got famous by being born with a silver spoon in her mouth. She then gathers "fans" through getting drunk at the most lavish and expensive bars across the world and being caught having sex and idiotic things on tape and those fans support, apologize, and minimize her antics. They truly are starfuckers.
by R. Kemp February 14, 2008
by R. Kemp July 24, 2006
A term used to describe a universal solution a person uses for any problem they encounter. Usually used when a person can't construct a good debate as a last resort.
"Sexism" for feminists and chauvinists.
"Racism" for anyone that has a problem with someone that has a different skin color than them.
"Racism" for anyone that has a problem with someone that has a different skin color than them.
by R. Kemp May 17, 2005
by R. Kemp February 9, 2005
Acronym for "Thank You, Drive Through". A facetious internet acronym used after answering easy questions or after making a smartass look like a dumbass.
Poster #1: Did you ever think the reason I'm fat is because I'm genetically predisposed to it?
Poster #2: No, it's because you eat too damn much. TYDT!
Poster #2: No, it's because you eat too damn much. TYDT!
by R. Kemp August 13, 2007