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Means "cute" or "pretty" in Japanese. Grossly overused by fat wapanese dorks in their futile attempts to woo their school's female Japanese exchange student(s).
Reality Check: Native Japanese don't use the word "kawaii" as much as you dorks do. Shut it down.
by R. Kemp August 05, 2004
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The pinnacle of patheticness. These people take it on themselves and believe it is their obligation to preserve the "morality" of the internet by (and not limited to):
- telling others what is right and wrong in the form of a flame.
- emailing board mods to take action aganist the member of a board because they did something they didn't like (i.e. getting owned in an arguement)
- emailing ISP abuse emails to rat on a person because they don't like what they are posting or saying.
They have the deluded thought that by doing this that they will leave their mark on the Internet and have users singing their praises. However, the real world doesn't work that way, they get flamed by everyone, and because things don't work out the way they expect, their mind can't handle it and they begin the downward spiral into becoming a kook.
Netcops are pathetic SOBs that haven't gotten past the egocentric and tattle-tale stage of development. Bellvue always needs new customers...give 'em your worst!
by R. Kemp September 11, 2005
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When you screw around on your boyfriend with a married man and come out on top (pun intended).
John's girlfriend at work Lita'd their co-worker. John got fired a week later and his girlfriend and co-worker got a promotion! Only in America!
by R. Kemp May 04, 2005
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A badass motherfucker with a chainsaw. Do NOT fuck with him.
Leatherface will chop off your leg and shove it up your ass!
by R. Kemp February 08, 2005
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A slang word for cum or semen.
The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!
by R. Kemp July 23, 2006
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When you jump someone from behind to start a fight, which is an allusion to the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor. This term was made famous by legendary WWE Commentator, Gorilla Monsoon.
Holy smokes! King Kong Bundy just did a Pearl Harbor job on Hulk Hogan!
by R. Kemp March 01, 2005
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When a popular non-Rap/R&B song is turned into one with nerve grating results.
"Every Breath You Take" by The Police is a modern classic, but when P. Diddy niggerfied it, it became unlistenable shit. Add Luther Vandross' rendition of "Superstar" to this list too.
by R. Kemp February 07, 2005
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