"Damn, shorty's on the books"
"That new track by ____ is totally on the books"
"I just smoked the dankest bud- shit was on the books"
"That new track by ____ is totally on the books"
"I just smoked the dankest bud- shit was on the books"
by pingpongproton September 6, 2012
Get the on the books mug.In the south west of England in places like Devon and Cornwall, when girl says she is "on the books" she means she has her period
by Hakus December 8, 2013
Get the on the books mug.when you know that everything is good with someone/something, but there is still this thing!
said when you are in a situation where you know that something is missing or wrong, but cant quite point out what it is.
said when you are in a situation where you know that something is missing or wrong, but cant quite point out what it is.
John: she said that she knew she loves me, but that there was something missing.
Chris: dude, apparently you guys are "on the same page, but in different books!"
Chris: dude, apparently you guys are "on the same page, but in different books!"
by Haha?? July 29, 2010
Get the on the same page, but in different books! mug.simply means "everything is alright, relax"
was invented by a crazy ass maniac 200 years ago when he tried to send an email to his granny, asking for 10 apples.
was invented by a crazy ass maniac 200 years ago when he tried to send an email to his granny, asking for 10 apples.
Dude: Whoa, holy shite, I hope my gf doesn't find out that i screwed her mom last night, fuck...
Other dude: Man don't worry, the spider is on the bookshelf.
Other dude: Man don't worry, the spider is on the bookshelf.
by t.nu August 26, 2009
Get the the spider is on the bookshelf mug.A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.
While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!
by QuacksO October 18, 2025
Get the The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman mug.a term used to discribe when pants or a skirt is worn higher than the waiste so one's boobs sag over the belt.
"Ew, Cindy look at the old woman. Her high waisted purple leggings are almost at her chin! Can you say boobs on the belt?!"
by Roxanne and Alfred March 18, 2006
Get the boobs on the belt mug.When getting a haircut, they stylist presses her chest against your back, neck, shoulders, or upper arms. A nice touch when it happens.
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