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Definitions by t.nu

dictatoring 

to dictate a country;

not to be confused with "dicktatoring", which means something entirely different.
Kim Il-sung is dictatoring North Korea;

Hitler dictatored Germany;

History teaches us that sooner or later, every dictatored society falls;
dictatoring by t.nu August 29, 2012
An (intentional) misspelling of "doesn't", used to intensify your statement. Usually shows that you strongly disagree (or that you're a retard who can't spell properly).
*Guy One keys teacher's car*
Guy Two: Stop that, I know he's an asshat, but that doenst make it right!
doenst by t.nu September 13, 2011

Sarah Jessica Parker 

Sarah Jessica Parker by t.nu September 3, 2011

the spider is on the bookshelf 

simply means "everything is alright, relax"

was invented by a crazy ass maniac 200 years ago when he tried to send an email to his granny, asking for 10 apples.
Dude: Whoa, holy shite, I hope my gf doesn't find out that i screwed her mom last night, fuck...

Other dude: Man don't worry, the spider is on the bookshelf.