Definitions by t.nu

dictatoring 

to dictate a country;

not to be confused with "dicktatoring", which means something entirely different.

Kim Il-sung is dictatoring North Korea;

Hitler dictatored Germany;

History teaches us that sooner or later, every dictatored society falls;

dictatoring by t.nu August 29, 2012

doenst 

An (intentional) misspelling of "doesn't", used to intensify your statement. Usually shows that you strongly disagree (or that you're a retard who can't spell properly).

*Guy One keys teacher's car*
Guy Two: Stop that, I know he's an asshat, but that doenst make it right!

doenst by t.nu September 13, 2011

Sarah Jessica Parker 

a horse

Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse - scientific fact

Sarah Jessica Parker by t.nu September 3, 2011

the spider is on the bookshelf 

simply means "everything is alright, relax"

was invented by a crazy ass maniac 200 years ago when he tried to send an email to his granny, asking for 10 apples.

Dude: Whoa, holy shite, I hope my gf doesn't find out that i screwed her mom last night, fuck...

Other dude: Man don't worry, the spider is on the bookshelf.

the spider is on the bookshelf by t.nu August 26, 2009