on purps

An abbreviated form of , "on purpose." To intentionally do something.

I don't know why you're laughing... I totes did that on purps!

by pwrpffgrrl August 2, 2012

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pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun

To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.

masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off

I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.

by Holden_Magroin June 23, 2010

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purped on

To get purped on is to get yelled at primarily by a parent or someone of higher authority

DMV slang

M:you went home high last night, did u get purped on?
N: No, nobody noticed

by Slimshady420blazeit October 2, 2018

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Squirting on the Pups

The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.

Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.

Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!

by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010

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Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007

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