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by the hairs on my balls 

to just barely finish or complete a task
Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.

Fart on my balls 

To have intercourse with a woman
I fucked her so hard, she fart on my balls

Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls
Fart on my balls by TRexus May 29, 2010

Shit on my balls 

1. When a girl is riding you and she shits (whether accidentally or intentionally) on your balls. This is considered to be the greatest fear of select men.

2. Can also be said when something unexpected or bad happens.
1. Guy 1: This girl was riding me like stallion and her ass aids landed right on my testicles.

Guy 2: Wow... Did you rub her face in it so she knew not to do it again?

2. Shit on my balls I just stubbed my toe.

Jocking on my balls 

The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.
Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.

Secretary on my balls

The mime action of typing, but with palms turned up, as though the fondling of one's balls was being performed by a secretary. Popularized by alternate lyrics in Kanye West's hit song "Stronger."
Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary on my balls tonight...

nipples on my balls

the act in which a bitch is sucking your cock and her tits are tickeling your balls while she does it. Feels nice.
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briefcake 

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