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Omnius
The Imperial Dictator. He was created the moment the stars where born. His army has taken over most of the universe. He is the Sword of GOD in the material plane. Crafted from Richouseness and Holiness he is the epitamy of every aspect. Using time to his advantage with his superior intellect, Omnius has learned almost everything modern science has found. He has just turned 10 decillion. (10 followed by thirty zeroes) His reighn has brought peace and expanse to the Imperium for less than three hundred years less than his age. Seeing all possible choices and truths thrugh his inter-dimensional counterparts. He is the one that has made 3rd army into the unchallenged fighting force thrughought the universe. All of this in the name of GOD.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026