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Omnius

The Imperial Dictator. He was created the moment the stars where born. His army has taken over most of the universe. He is the Sword of GOD in the material plane. Crafted from Richouseness and Holiness he is the epitamy of every aspect. Using time to his advantage with his superior intellect, Omnius has learned almost everything modern science has found. He has just turned 10 decillion. (10 followed by thirty zeroes) His reighn has brought peace and expanse to the Imperium for less than three hundred years less than his age. Seeing all possible choices and truths thrugh his inter-dimensional counterparts. He is the one that has made 3rd army into the unchallenged fighting force thrughought the universe. All of this in the name of GOD.
He is more than a saint but less than an angel. He is Omnius. Savior, Protector, and Provider for the Imperial Rejime.
ZEAL AND FURY! FOR THE IMPERIUM!
by Omnius777 August 4, 2011
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omnissiah

The Machine God, also known as the Omnissiah or Deus Mechanicus, is the supernatural entity worshipped by the Tech-priests and other servants of the Adeptus Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe.

For many in the Imperium of Man, this belief conflicts with the orthodox theology of the Imperial Cult where the only god of humanity is the Emperor of Mankind. But since the Adeptus Mechanicus is vital to the survival of the Imperium, conflict over this issue is often avoided by the Mechanicus' willing conflation in its theology of the Machine God's avatar in the physical world, the Omnissiah, with the Emperor Himself.

This compromise truly satisfies neither believers in the Cult Mechanicus or the Imperial Cult, but it keeps the peace between the two faiths and the wider Imperium functioning.
"My computer keeps getting weird errors."
"Have you tried praying to the Omnissiah?"
by comofo April 4, 2019
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Omnishambles

A person or situation that looks like a fuck up from all possible angles.

Originally coined in S03E01 of The Thick of It:
Not only have you got a fucking bent husband and a fucking daughter that gets taken to school in a fucking sedan chair, you're also fucking mental. Jesus Christ, see you, you're a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.

– Malcolm Tucker
by arthurdent November 29, 2012
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Omnisexual

Omnisexuality is fairly similar to a person who identify's as pansexual, but a little different. An omnisexual person does identify themselves and other's as a gender, rather than being gender-blind like a pansexual person would. Omnisexual people have an attraction to all gender's, but tend to like one gender more than the rest.
Person: Hey uh... I'm coming out as omnisexual!...
Person's friend: Huh? What does that mean?
Person: It means I like all genders, but I like one gender the most, which is girls. *smirks*
Person's friend:Oh.... cool haha!
by peachy.cloud April 30, 2020
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Omnisexual

Omnisexual people are similar to pansexual people.

Pansexual people are known as “gender blind” which means they look past the persons gender and look just at the person themselves.

Omnisexual people take in account of the persons gender and sway toward one, but they don’t really care in the long run.
Friend: Can I ask a question?
Me: Sure, go ahead.
Friend: What’s your sexuality? I think I’m bicurious.
Me: Cool. I’m omnisexual.
Friend: Awesome! How can you tell?
Me: Well, I’m attracted to any gender, but I sway more toward guys. I don’t really mind their gender, though.
Friend: That’s pretty cool.
by Goldeneye the Furry December 8, 2018
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omnislut

To be a slut in every way possible
Omg Kaitlyne, Stop being an omnislut
by ALEX FAIRWAY March 20, 2014
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Omnisexual

"Omnisexual and Pansexual are REALLY similar, almost the same. But there is a difference:

Pansexuals can be called "gender-blind", they do not see or think about gender, they only are attracted to the person.

Omnisexuals, however, notice the person's gender, they recognise it and are attracted to ALL genders. "

In other words, omnisexuals are attracted to all genders, but not REGARDLESS of gender. Gender can still be a factor in their attraction, unlike true pansexuals, who don't care about gender.
She's omnisexual, but she tends to date a lot of women.
by Valon May 29, 2015
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