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Omnimpotent 

Always unable to perform. Flaccid in every facet.
Poor, omnimpotent Bart was completely powerless.

Omnipotential 

Having Infinite power but lacking omnisicence (Infinite knowledge)
The Beyonders are a Omnipotential race and are Gods compared to others.
Omnipotential by CallMeSaul January 24, 2016

Omnipotent 

A state of being all-powerful and godlike. In fact, it is being a god.
My demonic powers have made me OMNIPOTENT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Omnipotent by Big Boss March 9, 2005

omnipotence paradox 

The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.
God:I'm omnipotent
Steve:ok then make a rock you cant lift

God:Cant I'm omnipotent I can lift anything
Steve:then you arent omnipotent.
The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.
omnipotence paradox by Therockjohnson February 26, 2017

Omnipotent Z 

A horrible person who seems to think they are god. Always judges a fan base because of something several fans said or did. Like pewdiepie's fans for example.
Person one: "UGH. PEWDIE'S FANS ARE SO STUPID AND WEAK. PEWDIEPIE IS HORRIBLE TOO AND DOESN'T DESERVE HIS FAME. "
Person two: "Dude, don't be such a omnipotent Z. Besides, you don't seem to know anything about pewds. If you actually bothered watching and giving him a chance, you'd know that he cares about all of his fans and has donated thousands of dollars to charity. "
(Let's be polite, shall we? Please don't insult others for something they like and care about. )
Omnipotent Z by No hate :D November 22, 2013

Homo immortalis omnipotent 

The next step in evolution, from Homo sapiens sapiens to Homo immortalis omnipotent
Science, Gene Engineering, Nano Technology, Epigenesis, Astrophysics
etc. and Extra Terrestrial Migration will allow for “Goal Oriented Evolution”, leading to Homo immortalis omnipotent
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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