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OMG WTF by BreAnn June 9, 2005
Words you can keep

omg wtf? 

"omg, wtf is wrong with that guy!"
omg wtf? by Andrew Mitchell December 22, 2003

OMG WTF! 

When a girl looks down at the guy who's fucking her and realizes he has an abnormally small penis or a picture of rush Limbaugh drawn in purple crayon in between his nipples.
OMG WTF! by Zapleg December 8, 2010

OMG WTF LOL 

Something that an annoying 12 year old would say on AOL.
OMG WTF LOL by Kilrogg January 15, 2007

OMG WTF BBQ 

'OMG WTF BBQ' is basically a way of making fun of someone who always uses extraneous acronyms while chatting/talking. Examples include omg, wtf, lol, lmao, cba, tbh, ftw, ftl, etc.

OMG WTF BBQ was made for people to use when they can't stand the acronyms anymore. It's generally understood that once you are BBQ'ed, you must end the acronym talk and speak actual English.
Person 1: "omg, wtf... cba, tbh..."
Person 2: "OMG WTF BBQ!"
OMG WTF BBQ by Dakota (Dax) May 1, 2008

OMG WTF HOW

1) When your ugly, less popular friend gets a boyfriend/ freind with benifits. 2) The phrase you say when your ugly friend gets hit on.
1) -Dude, did you hear that chick got a boyfriend?

-OMG WTF HOW

2) -That chick totally got laid.

-OMG WTF HOW
OMG WTF HOW by JIMMY HELLER June 3, 2010

OMG WTF BBQ 

OH MY GOD or OH MY FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK and no it is not barebeque it is BITCH BE QUIET a way to rant about how angry you are at another gamer for example or just being plain pissed off but the main use is just for pure RAGE FFFFFFUUUUUUU
Guy 1: FUCK!!!!!!Guy 2: you suck y'know that guy 1: OMG WTF BBQ!!!!!!!! guy 2 thinks:RAGING NEWB ROFLMAO
OMG WTF BBQ by XMetalGearsX59X August 13, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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