olong

an olong is a super hot young girl. can be used as a noun or adjective.

olong can also be defined as very pretty, or future model to be.

guy: dude kendall jenner is such an olong.

by alphabetsoup863966 April 23, 2021

kachi oong

inadequate sleep, usually in reference to a small child.

Why's bunts so eggy today? He probably has kachi oong since he had that 7am flight to India today.

by Purvuthbhai Paido August 26, 2012

oblong schlong

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.

"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012

Oolong Tea

This is an "asian" tea consisting of 90% vodka, 10% whiskey

God damn, Andy needs to lay off that oolong tea before he fucking dies.

by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017

mike oxlong

a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"

person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong

by tallnick June 11, 2006

Oongalingang

A term coined by the infamous internet troll Brian D. Traditionally used when engaged in verbal combat with his enemies, more often than not within the virtual battlefields of 'Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege'. A first-person shooter game, in which players utilize many different operators from the Rainbow team. Legends have it that Brian D's microphone was once so obnoxious, a single uttering of the appellation would send his adversaries into a domain of pain and suffering, known as the 'Shadow Realm', for thousands of years (or one minute in real world time). There, they would live amongst creatures damned and ghouls so foul, their fragile minds would turn ultimately weak, leaving them to return a soulless simpleton, with the short, short temper of a ravenous African bee. The result? for the rest of the game Brian could enjoy silence. His enemies would torture him no more.

Frodo Swaggins: Hey Brian.D, you are nothing but a foul-smelling Scobberlotcher
Brian.D: Oongalingang! Oongalingang!
Frodo Swaggins: *Silence*

by Iceland Cubicle October 1, 2020

Olinguito

Something hiding in plain sight (the olinguito is a mammal that was misidentified as an olingo for over 100 years, even though it was in museums and zoos around the world)

With a baseball cap, shades, and 5 o’oclock shadow, he could easily olinguito around the old neighborhood.

Shit, I didn’t even see her standing there. She went all olinguito on me!

by rozi August 21, 2013