She is a queen, a goal getter. She is super caring, tenacious, loving. As the name implies she is to be taken care of, spoiled with all the good things in life.
She gives great advice, she is tenacious and hardworking. As a sibling she’s the most caring.
Get yourself an Omolabake because they are very rare and special.
The Oola Pancake is a sexual act created in the small town of Oola, Ireland. The first step of the Oola Pancake is for the woman to lie on her back with her ass pointed up towards the air. The man then pulls on the edges of his ballsack to form a pancake-shape with his ballsack. He places his 'pancake' on the woman's asshole, and she then farts in order to cook the 'pancake'. When the 'pancake' is sufficiently cooked, the man removes it from the asshole and feeds it to the woman.
Tom: Hey, do you want an Oola Pancake?
Emily: Yes please you sexy bastard, I love farting on your balls and eating it!!! *squirts*
Swedish slang meaning to touch something (e.g., a surface, family member, or coworker) with the tip of your penis. Bonus points for leaving a visible impression.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.