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idiot; someone who has no awareness and only thinks about themself
Random Guy 1: "she's such an olker"
Random Guy 2: "Wtf? she's just doing her nails"
olker by amienemes April 2, 2024
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Sweet caring understand person who you can tell him/her anything.They are very good people to be with They care about people
I need a Olerato in my life right now
olerato by KIDDXW May 14, 2020
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A largely pejorative term for an eccentric or even slightly idiosyncratic individual with a penchant for mischievous and perhaps reckless behavior.

Derived from the curious appearance of Former Toronto Blue Jay and Seattle Mariner John Olerud, who famously wore a batting helmet in the field as a first baseman.
"Olerud, don't you realize that if you put canned goods in the microwave that bad stuff can happen?"
Olerud by Nadalgaenger77 July 19, 2010

Older Sibling 

An ancient being known long before the Younger Sibling came to be. This being is often blamed for the younger's misdoings despite not being in the area of the incident or at the area near the time of the event. They are often either antisocial or very mischievous to either the humans or Younger Sibling but are also the protectors of theYounger Sibling despite the annoyance they receive.
Don't blame the Older Sibling for the younger's misdoings or you will get pee in your shoes.

Ollerton 

A place where a mobility scooter isn't just a means of independence, but is a life style choice.
Lets go on my mobility scooter, I cannot be bothered to walk into Ollerton.
Ollerton by Fixem April 13, 2011

I get older, they stay the same age 

A very famous quote from the kickass movie, Dazed and Confused.
Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Aaaaaaaaawww! Got me ockerus caught in me fly!
ockerus by Big shitehawk May 21, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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