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The true definition of a real nan. Smart, witty sexy AF! Holds a deep voice that women find captivating. Hes a real romantic. And lives how he sees fit. . He travels the world looking for his one true love and he wont settle for anything less. But when he finds her, he,ll stop at nothing to make her his own. . And if shes smart she will get lost in him.They will have an amazingly beautiful life. After all ,Oliver lives for this Woman. Every man wants to be like Oliver. But only the Olivers if the world can be who and what they are. They really and truly are magnetic. . If you ever encounter an Oliver, if your lucky youll nake friends with him. Youll be cooler for having him in your life. If not. Then stand back and look at him in anazement. Because u will never be that cool. The best part about him, is he doesnt even know it. Hes just a humble guy. A great friend. An anazing husband/ boyfriend. And an all around good person. He would do well with a woman like a Wendy, or a Veronica. But he would seriously shine with a Rebecca. Oh yes. Shine brighter than any diamond.
I wish my man was as cool as Oliver.
OLIVER. by Becca bug November 11, 2022
A savage who does not give a fuck.

Sexy, loyal, smart, funny, BRILLIANT and a really good friend. Known tho have massive penises and tiny egos. Really easy and fun to talk to. A great kisser and a better fucker.
Holy crap it's an Oliver
If you're going out with an Oliver, never lose him <3
I wish I was an Oliver
Oliver by The Slow Sloth April 28, 2020
He is a fuckin god mate. He has a lightsaber on himself everyday. He is so fuckin cool you don't even realise. Oliver is cooler than everyone. no one is so cool as Oliver
Fuck. Oliver is cool
Oliver by Omni_Lynx January 29, 2020
An amazing kid. Amazing artistic, talented, smart, and way mature for their age. They are outstanding friends, and can make anyones day. Their artistic talents are way beyond their years, and they will for sure make it big. There are so many people who love them :^)
"Oh man, did you see that piece of art?"
"Oh yeah, must be an oliver who made it, its so good"
Oliver by JakeEatsDirt November 8, 2019
a smart, sexy, likable, buff, and leadershipful dude who’s so fuckin cool he’s so cool bruh he’s cooler than how much gordon ramsay says “It’s raw” literally every day he has a lightsaber on his hip like he’s literally cooler than how good ur mom is of a roast like bruh if ur a girl and knows someone named oliver ur safe in life ur gonna be a billionaire
“DUDE IS DAT OLIVER?!!!!!! BRUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oliver by totallyurmom January 10, 2022

Oliver ;) 

A boy who is really active, fun, sweet, nice, cute, really kind, caring, loyal and the most amazing boyfriend you could ever have ;)
Oliver ;) by lexiestar9 February 25, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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