gryffindor's quidditch captain who also happens to be hot as fuck but no one says anything about that
girl with eyes:"have you seen Oliver Wood?"
blind girl:"yeah girl he's ugly"
girl with eyes:"are you fucking serious? hes fine as fuck get the fuck out bitch"
blind girl:"yeah girl he's ugly"
girl with eyes:"are you fucking serious? hes fine as fuck get the fuck out bitch"
by that b1atch November 29, 2020
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
The Gryffindor quidditch teams' keeper and captain in the Harry Potter series. Of Irish origins, known for being specifically dedicated to quidditch and only quidditch.
His obsession with baseball is on the borderline of being the same as Oliver Wood's quidditch obsession.
by ActualRat17 September 21, 2016
Apr 20 trending
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