totallyurmom's definitions

zmeergjb

something to randomly say in pointcrow’s twitch chat for him to rage for no reason

me: *types “zmeergjb” in pointcrow’s chat”
pointcrow: zmeergjb oh coo-WHAT THE FUCK MAN

by totallyurmom June 26, 2023

totallynoturmom

me

i am totallynoturmom aka me

by totallyurmom March 2, 2022

brah

what girls think “bruh” is

felicia: look at that guy! he’s so hot
patricia: yeaaaaa brah

by totallyurmom March 2, 2022

dood

de superior way teh spell de unchad “dude”

chad: teh be meh, yu spell unchad “dude” like de chad “dood”
jamal #999: dat deep chad, dat deep

by totallyurmom March 2, 2022

dick assman

yep. just a canadian gas pumper from regina with the goddam most unfortunate name(besides phillip ennis or fred you(p. ennis and f. you)

boberto: yo dood check dat sign out
jamal #497071: bruh dick assman is here lol bad name

by totallyurmom February 27, 2022

oliver

a smart, sexy, likable, buff, and leadershipful dude who’s so fuckin cool he’s so cool bruh he’s cooler than how much gordon ramsay says “It’s raw” literally every day he has a lightsaber on his hip like he’s literally cooler than how good ur mom is of a roast like bruh if ur a girl and knows someone named oliver ur safe in life ur gonna be a billionaire

“DUDE IS DAT OLIVER?!!!!!! BRUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by totallyurmom January 10, 2022

Lamb Sauce

The thing that’s hates Gordon Ramsay so it’s hides from it all the time

Lamb Sauce: *exsists*
Gordon Ramsay: WHERE’S THE FUCKING LAMB SAUCE?!!!

by totallyurmom January 10, 2022