Olive tree

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olive tree, as in The Goodness Of The Olive Tree, from the Bertolli advert. It is the genitalia of any man with the surname of Olive, and The Goodness Of The Olive Tree is therefore his spunk.

so anyways, then Olive got his Olive tree out and i was like lol its tiny.

i got The Goodness Of The Olive Tree in my hair and had to wash it out real quick.

Olive tree by cheeseflambe June 22, 2009

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oliver tree

A simple man who achieved Godhood by constructing the largest scooter known to man, having legendary scooter skills, and rocking the now pussy slaying hairstyle know as a bowl cut.

Man 1:.hey, have you heard of Oliver Tree?
Man 2: Who hasn't my guy?

Both men then proceed to ride into the sunset on a razor scooter and rocking a bowl cut.

oliver tree by Justaniggatrynasleep April 7, 2019

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Oliver Tree

Not only is he an awesome artist, but he is ALSO immortal, dude almost dies like 5 times and is still alive. True legend.

"Hey have you heard about Oliver Tree?" "Yeah, the guy who somehow always survives near-dead experiences."

Oliver Tree by Stuart the asshole December 20, 2022

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Oliver Tree

The most whiny and annoying fucking “artist” I’ve heard in my entire fucking life. Not just that his lyrics are bad, but his voice is like sandpaper on my fucking eardrums.

P1: ayo pass the aux
P2: okay just don’t play anything shitty
P1: ok *plays Oliver tree*
P3: yo what is this shit
P2: get out of my house

Oliver Tree by Bruh1034784 July 31, 2022

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Oliver Tree

Terrible disgusting so called “artist”. Abusive towards 4 eyed aliens

Dumbass: “I love Oliver tree”
Amazing person: “he abused sexi alien”

Dumbass: “me dumbass no care”

Oliver Tree by Dizzybuffalo1307 May 16, 2023

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Oliver tree

he is a indie singer and he makes really good music

oi blud u like oliver tree?
yea yea hes a tru legend him

Oliver tree by Morgz mum is a nonce August 27, 2019

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Oliver tree

Totally awesome guy who is still CHILL with his alien ex girlfriend and they ended on GOOD terms, also really fucking sexy

Random person: "Mmmm I need Oliver tree in my mouth~"
Everybody on this planet: "same."

Oliver tree by johnnyjoestar August 17, 2023

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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