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This is the exact opposite of newb. Refers to someone of great skill at an online game. Similar to leet, elite, etc.
*Guy shoots other guy in head*
Noob: Wow ur an oldb!
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Oldblivious

The state of old people being unaware of what's going on around them.
When driving and an elderly person seems to not notice when they cut you off. It's not that they are being aggressive, they're just oldblivious.
Oldblivious by sxribble2 August 28, 2010

oldblood 

A young blood is African slang for one who is younger than the person saying it. An old blood is something a "young blood" says so somebody older than them.
A 13 year old called her 17 year old friend an oldblood
oldblood by A-dawg.xo December 27, 2014

Oldbjorn the canadian 

the one who commands the sex truck division
Oldbjorn the canadian has at least 1 medal, the sex truck medal

Oldbury Academy 

This is where most students get shanked.If you're a girl you're either a loner or popular and if you're a boy you're either gay or a roadman.
Do you go Oldbury Academy?
Yhyh
You lucky blud u ain't got cheffed
Oldbury Academy by namingbrumschools February 22, 2020

Oldbitchuary 

The section of a newspaper where you learn about the passing of mean elderly female.
Dude!? Did you check the oldbitchuary? Mrs. Sampson's finally gone!
Oldbitchuary by TheDrummer23 October 4, 2011
A colloquial term - used primarily in the West Oxfordshire town of Witney - meaning "Friend" or "Mate". Derived from the more commonly used "Old Boy". The "Old" is often emphasised and elongated.
Fancy coming down the pub old B?

Person 1: You got that scrilla you owe me old B, that papes?
Person 2: Yeah I got it old B, there you go.
Person 1: Oooooooooooooooooooold B
Old B by Witney Kru March 23, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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