Oldbitchuary 

The section of a newspaper where you learn about the passing of mean elderly female.

Dude!? Did you check the oldbitchuary? Mrs. Sampson's finally gone!

Oldbitchuary by TheDrummer23 October 4, 2011

Oldbitchuary 

Oldbitchuary...what they put in the obituary column when a really mean old bitch finally dies.

"Hey finally saw that old bitch Agnes' Oldbitchuary in the paper today...good riddance."

Oldbitchuary by anonymous March 14, 2023

obitchuary 

an obituary for a really nasty person written truthfully about that person.

when my uncle finally croaks I'm going to send the paper a truthful obitchuary.

obitchuary by henro50 March 4, 2017

obitchuary 

The notice of a death of a total and complete bitch. This person will be in the newspaper because shes not big enough for the actual news, even though she thought she was. She'll have her own column in the paper that is way off to the side where no one will ever see it, because she was a bitch to the newspaper people too.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see the obituary in the newspaper today.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was for ____.

Guy 3: It wasn't an obituary, it was an obitchuary!
*then they all laugh and ride into the sunset together*

obitchuary by LoloSmiles March 2, 2015

Obitchuary 

Notification of the death of a bitch that nobody cares about

I saw on youtube the otherday an obitchuary of somekinda tribute to some random girl that nobody cares about

Obitchuary by superiorbreed June 1, 2020

Obitchuary 

Unfavourable obituary. Hatchet job on someone who has recently expired.

In her obitchuary we read that her much vaunted beauty was known to her inner circle to be only the result of extensive plastic surgery.

Obitchuary by Neomot October 18, 2012

obitchuary 

An obitchuary is a term used to describe a place where the local residents will most likely harm the prostitutes working under a pimp(s), hurting business.

1. To the poorer, more ghetto pimps, the word is to threaten or scare the prostitutes working under them. A common phrase found in the ghetto is "sendin' a bitch to the obitchuary".

2. To the more wealthy, high-class pimps, the term is mostly used as a geological term used to describe and figure out where the safest and most profitable areas are in town, and where the most dangerous & unprofitable places as well.

Both meanings carry a negative connotation

Poor pimp: Hey yo bitch, don't make me send you to da 'bitchuary, ya hear?

Prostitute: Sorry daddy

Poor pimp: That's right, bitch. Now go out and make me more money!

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Rich pimp #1: Do you think we should send out some girls out into the Tower District after midnight to increase profits?

Rich pimp #2: Nah, brotha. The Tower District turns into an obitchuary after 1 A.M.

obitchuary by gr33kbo1 July 5, 2010