old scrotey Share definition Flag A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent. Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey? old scrotey by meowlnir August 3, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the old scrotey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch