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old pervert 

A friendly greeting between good buddies.
"Hey Rich, you old pervert, so good to see you"
old pervert by miragenv September 22, 2016
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40 year old pervert 

A 40 year old man who hits on girls less than half his age. (i.e, 20 and below)
Place of frequenting, bars, clubs, any social venue, even facebook.
A 40 year old pervert preys on young ladies with the intention of getting laid. This behavior can be explained by his lack of a real or sexual life or his pedophiliac nature. Using his "knowledge", "experience" and possible wealth to charm and influence young girls.

Being 40, the pervert will be cunning and sneaky, twisting truths to suit his pursuit. Please beware.

Old School Pervert  

1. Basically a pervert but it's a more specific kind of pervert.


2. Best way to describe it is that they are very perverted and don't really care if you think they are disgusting and like being who they are.


3. An Old School Pervert, is good at what he does, he Respects women, and treats them well and makes them Feel Special. He knows how to treat a woman, and makes want to take off their clothes for him.

(Can be a male or female)


4. The Old School Pervert doesn't care if you don't like him or if you don't wanna get naked for him, theres always another target, and he will happily move on and find another. When hes done, it ends amicably and they both go their ways and the Old School Pervert finds himself another Target.

(once again can be male or female)
Bill is the biggest Old School Pervert I've ever met, and yet I love him still.

He's a Old School Pervert like a womanizer but probably worse.

She's loves to flirt with the guys and get them naked, god she's such a Old School Pervert.
Old School Pervert by Azlein January 1, 2009

Grand Old Perverts 

Grand Old Perverts is the modern description for the three letter initialization for the Republican party GOP.
You know it's really become apparent that what was the Grand Old Party has become nothing but a collection of "Grand Old Perverts.

perveted old man 

An old man that suffers from a severe case of pedophilia and goes about forcing his wang onto young girls often he can be quoted as saying "YES SUCK IT, SUCK IT ALL THE WAY TO THE HILT!!!!"

see the "Immoral Sisters" series
Tommie Wilson was walkin' home one day and he happened to come across an old hobo who in turn forced Tommie to "SUCK IT ALL THE WAY TO THE HILT"
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