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Old Face 

Can be two things; either an elderly man/woman, or a person who has aged so much for their age they HAVE an old face...
OR...
Someone you have not seen in a while.
1) The man's old face demonstrated his wisdom and long life.
2) He is only in his late thirties, but after his wild lifestyle he has a pretty old face.
3) Hey Suzy! It's been what, 5 years? It's nice to see an old face again!
Old Face by HappyGirl1993 March 6, 2011
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old face 

A common term used to describe a female, between the ages of 18-27, that has a face that appears of her being aged to a much greater age (30 years old). A female with old face usually has a very attractive face(although aged looking) and above all a very attractive body. Because the aging process has already taking place females with old face age very little over the post college career, 30's and 40's, and will usually turn out to be MILFs.

old face syndrome 

OFS for short, when a girl or guy looks way older than they are. Could be caused by too much sun, smoking, makeup or bad genes.
His new girlfriend has old face syndromeand she's younger than me!
old face syndrome by Leedubs84 August 1, 2015

Old Orange Face 

A term for president Donald Trump, used mainly in the black community, where it originated, but also by anti-Trump protesters in general.
President Trump was asked if he was planning nuclear talks with North Korea's Kim Jong Un, and Old Orange Face said he would meet with him for “a hamburger” — No he didn't! I don't believe this guy!
Old Orange Face by talk2me-JCH2 February 3, 2017

Old Mossy Face 

a slang, potentially endearing term for the pudendal region of a woman.
Upon retiring to their room after a romantic dinner, Paul suggested to his wife that he bury his tongue in Old Mossy Face for while. She agreed and was enamoured both with his charm and oral dexterity.
Old Mossy Face by Dr. P.J. Conlike October 3, 2012

Old Lady Face 

When a young woman has a face that does not match her correct age, and looks way older.
"That girl totally has old lady face..."
Old Lady Face by Honkerzzz69 November 12, 2011

Old In the Face young in the Coochie

When an older woman like Kris Jenner have a Old face but her coochie game is on point
Damn that old lady is Old in the Face Young in the Coochie
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