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Definitions by HappyGirl1993

A man who is not fat, but he is not muscular either. They are pretty strong though.
Jeff was on a mission to become muscular now he is at the beefy stage.
Beefy by HappyGirl1993 August 14, 2011
Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...
Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed?
Paige: That was in the past, move on.
Past by HappyGirl1993 March 17, 2011

Old Face 

Can be two things; either an elderly man/woman, or a person who has aged so much for their age they HAVE an old face...
OR...
Someone you have not seen in a while.
1) The man's old face demonstrated his wisdom and long life.
2) He is only in his late thirties, but after his wild lifestyle he has a pretty old face.
3) Hey Suzy! It's been what, 5 years? It's nice to see an old face again!
Old Face by HappyGirl1993 March 6, 2011
Smart sense of humour, quick and abrupt.
Example...

Guy: Man, that guy is so full of wit.
Girl: Yeah, maybe you should take a few pointers.
(Guy stares at girl blankly.)
Wit by HappyGirl1993 October 28, 2010
An innocent, wholesome person, a virgin, untouched.
Example...

Girl: Louise is so pure it's endearing.
Boy: Yeah, it's sweet.
Pure by HappyGirl1993 October 27, 2010

Substitute Teacher 

Great to have cover your lessons at school in Years 7 to 9, but once you hit GCSE level in Year 10 to 11, it is a bit of a piss-take at how unqualified some teachers can be.
Example...

Year 7 : What? Miss isn't in?? SCORE!! We have a Substitute teacher!!!

Year 11 : What? Miss isn't in? Great, I'm gonna fail my exams now we have a Substitute teacher!
Try and avoid - the clue is in the name, when you fall for someone and it's unrequited, your heart is crushed.
Guy: Look, I'm really sorry, but it will never work out for us.
(Girl's heart crushes.)
Crush by HappyGirl1993 October 24, 2010