Substitute Teacher

Great to have cover your lessons at school in Years 7 to 9, but once you hit GCSE level in Year 10 to 11, it is a bit of a piss-take at how unqualified some teachers can be.

Example...

Year 7 : What? Miss isn't in?? SCORE!! We have a Substitute teacher!!!

Year 11 : What? Miss isn't in? Great, I'm gonna fail my exams now we have a Substitute teacher!

by HappyGirl1993 October 25, 2010

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Past

Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...

Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed?
Paige: That was in the past, move on.

by HappyGirl1993 March 17, 2011

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Cute Couple

A couple that are so cute together, you wish you were in a relationship like that. They often look happy to be with each other, and nothing could go wrong for them.

Example..

Girl #1: Aren't James and Milly such a cute couple?
Girl #2: Yeah, nothing could go wrong for them!
Girl #£: I'm so jealous, I'd like a relationship like that.

by HappyGirl1993 October 22, 2010

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Old Face

Can be two things; either an elderly man/woman, or a person who has aged so much for their age they HAVE an old face...
OR...
Someone you have not seen in a while.

1) The man's old face demonstrated his wisdom and long life.
2) He is only in his late thirties, but after his wild lifestyle he has a pretty old face.
3) Hey Suzy! It's been what, 5 years? It's nice to see an old face again!

by HappyGirl1993 March 06, 2011

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