Past

Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...

Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed?
Paige: That was in the past, move on.

by HappyGirl1993 March 02, 2011

Crush

Try and avoid - the clue is in the name, when you fall for someone and it's unrequited, your heart is crushed.

Guy: Look, I'm really sorry, but it will never work out for us.
(Girl's heart crushes.)

by HappyGirl1993 October 23, 2010

Substitute Teacher

Great to have cover your lessons at school in Years 7 to 9, but once you hit GCSE level in Year 10 to 11, it is a bit of a piss-take at how unqualified some teachers can be.

Example...

Year 7 : What? Miss isn't in?? SCORE!! We have a Substitute teacher!!!

Year 11 : What? Miss isn't in? Great, I'm gonna fail my exams now we have a Substitute teacher!

by HappyGirl1993 October 24, 2010

Hey

Considered to be a lot more flirtatious than 'hello' or 'hi.'

Example...

Guy: Hey.
Girl: Hi.
Guy: *Whoa, total FAIL!*

by HappyGirl1993 October 23, 2010

Pure

An innocent, wholesome person, a virgin, untouched.

Example...

Girl: Louise is so pure it's endearing.
Boy: Yeah, it's sweet.

by HappyGirl1993 October 27, 2010

Beefy

A man who is not fat, but he is not muscular either. They are pretty strong though.

Jeff was on a mission to become muscular now he is at the beefy stage.

by HappyGirl1993 August 11, 2011

Cute Couple

A couple that are so cute together, you wish you were in a relationship like that. They often look happy to be with each other, and nothing could go wrong for them.

Example..

Girl #1: Aren't James and Milly such a cute couple?
Girl #2: Yeah, nothing could go wrong for them!
Girl #£: I'm so jealous, I'd like a relationship like that.

by HappyGirl1993 October 22, 2010