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ugly asshole who thinks he can play lax, and can control people
is normally the oldest boy who has anger problems and usually has two sisters who are very pretty
"Okleigh is pretty annoying, but dang his sisters...."
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Oakleigh Laps 

In Melbourne, Australia. Within the primarily Greek suburb of Oakleigh. Almost every night of the week (but mainly on the weekends) you can see 4-5 wogs piled into a VL turbo, a financed AMG or any car that with an illegally modified exhaust. These malaka’s pin it up and down the streets on both ends of the Eaton Mall. They will usually stop and rev their cars outside Vanilla to gain the attention of the absolute glamour chicks of Oakleigh. Then they will proceed to floor it past Vanilla, letting off gunshots from the exhaust to assert dominance.

The stereo is usually at full volume pumping hardstyle, latest hits from the Greek or Arab dance charts or Lil Baby.

The passengers usually yell out to the girls from the car or stare down anyone who makes eye contact.

These boys are usually dressed from head to toe in Armani, Moncler, Dior, Gucci or any expensive designer clothing. They wear satchels along with their Versace or Carrera sunglasses. And they most likely have a “wog fade”.
“Ela re, let’s go do some Oakleigh Laps after a feed at Mythos.”

Re did you hear me fcken pin it outside Vanilla, it was fuarken hectic malaka.”

“Do you reckon the btches rate the whip?”
Oakleigh Laps by KingMalaka03 June 3, 2022
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oakleigh wogs

a large gang of primarily greek youths located in Oakleigh, Melbourne who rival the Kambo Klowns, Homlesglen Boys and Dandy boys. Their favourite pastime is punch ons
Ey re we go fuk up sum turks, nai re call george and tell him to bring the boys (oakleigh wogs) re theres gonna be a huge fuken punch on malaka.
oakleigh wogs by world champion October 15, 2006

Oakleigh 

an amazing or perfect person also known too be absolutely beautiful and gorgeous
oakleigh is the best girlfriend ever she is so amazing and beautiful

oakleigh 

A town in Melbourne where Wogs can freely roam the streets and beat Turks till their hearts desire. Also home to many illegal fighting rinks, porno studios, crack dens and subarus
I was down in Oakleigh having a souv when a bunch of greeks attacked me and mistook me for a turk

Oakleigh 

A town in South Eastern Melbourne. A house here in 2011 averages about 1 million AUD.
High density of Greeks.
Has a reputation for being a cafe town.
"I'm going to Oakleigh today for a coffee with Maria."
"Have fun, better learn Greek.
Olleigh is extremely funny and will make everyone laugh
He's so funny he must be an olleigh
Olleigh by Bobthebuilder123535116 November 7, 2019
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