oklahomitis

a terrible infectious disease known to the state of texas to be found in all oklahomites, its symptoms include low morale and overall terrible behavior (and obviously the random consumption of bad beer)

oh gosh, i think john came down with a serious case of oklahomitis, we better stay away.

by Dr. Dallas November 11, 2020

Oklahomies

1. Oklahoman friends of a non-Oklahoman.
2. A group of friends in/from Oklahoma.
3. People from Oklahoma pretending to be "street."

"What are you doing for the Fourth of July?"
"Gonna go down to Edmond, hang out with my Oklahomies!"

by speaklouderthan April 28, 2007

oklahomite

Someone who lives in the state of Oklahoma

I'm an oklahomite

by Delane March 22, 2017

Oklahomies

a friend or cool person who is from the state of Oklahoma

“Cash baker and I are both from oklahoma that’s makes us oklahomies”

by tiktok obsessed&also depressed August 7, 2019

oklahomians

people who reside in the state of oklahoma and tend to know animals such as killer the pony, want to bang dorthy, and continue to stick up for their stake no matter how much it sucks

dylan's oklahomians family members

by cara and alexis January 18, 2009