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a teenage kid who likes oiling and oil.
oilwan by little johnnys ant 123 November 20, 2024
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1) Occurs when a tropical weather system interacts with an oil spill. The oilcane exhibits normal hurricane tendencies in its strong winds and heavy rains, but achieves its namesake in its ability to hurl oil in a haphazardly manner.

2) An ill-advised experiment by George Washington Carver circa 1919 in which an attempt to form an oil/sugarcane hybrid went horribly wrong. The anticipated "super-cash" crop turned out to be neither a source of energy, nor or a suitable sweetener.
1) A large hurricane is entering the Gulf of Mexico, interacting with the copious amounts of oil on the surface of the water, thereby creating Oilcane Alice, the first oilcane of the year. Residents of Louisiana should be prepared for strong straight-line winds, heavy downpours, and small oil projectiles that are harmful if ingested.

2) That oilcane tasted so bad, and it can't even power a moped. No wonder its only use is as the base ingredient in RC Cola.
Oilcane by Tha_Wizz July 27, 2010

Lamyaa Olwan 

A beautiful girl that deserves the best of guys. She has a great personality and can make a guy smile at any time. She is a great girlfriend and knows how to make you laugh. She is perfect in every way and is the best cook alive. The most wonderful girl you can ever meet. She is caring, loving, smart and beautiful. She is the best friend a girl can have and the most amazing girlfriend a guy can have.The one that will be there for you all the time. The one who's laugh can make your day, the one who's smile just makes you a little happier. Her eyes are as beautiful as they get. She is great at sports and will try her best to make you happy. Sometimes she may be a little tense and can be very intimidating, but it is only to the ones who don't treat her well. She is a spontaneous, awesome, if slightly moronic, person who is extremely hyper. Very lovable, you can't hate her. Deffinitely very random. Fun person to be around. She is someone you can hold tight and truly care for, because she makes you feel special, because she loves you. But if you treat her wrong and take advantage of her, you will regret the day you ever heard the name Lamyaa.
Lamyaa Olwan by -Urban lover - April 19, 2021

Olwandle 

A gay black tall dude with a McDonald's hairline
Olwandle's gay with a Vegita hairline looking ass
Olwandle by Rico x December 6, 2021

missouri oilpan 

A sexual situation that includes 1 tranny and 2 males. The tranny is doing one male doggystyle while the other guy is standing over said male facing the tranny getting a blow job.
Dude that chick looks like a tranny, (Greg) yea me n Chad gave it a Missouri Oilpan last week.
an oilcano is the ongoing disaster taking place on the ocean floor in the Gulf of Mexico. Historically, oil spills occurred when an oil tanker leaked it's oily cargo onto the surface of an aquatic area. An oilcano occurs when a collapsed drilling platform crushes its pipeline and oil gushes oil straight from its reservoir deep beneath the surface of the earth, much like lava is known to gush from active volcanoes.
Todd: That oil spill in the Gulf is getting worse and worse everyday!
Gary: It's not an oil spill; it's an oilcano!
oilcano by 8ankh June 28, 2010
The irish word for island. Also meaning cunt, dickbag and arsehole.
That Oiléan is a serious cunt.
Oiléan by kazakhan May 17, 2010
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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