The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.
Dude 1: OMFG dude! It's Eggley Bagelface! Dude take a picture!
girl, usually with an exceptionally nice body, who has such an ugly face that you have to put a bag over it during sex. Bag-her-face, similiar to a but-her-face but with a much uglier face. A bagherface's face is so hideous that is impossible for oneself to sustain an erection while it is in sight. This is where the bag comes in. Put the bag over her face and walla, this bitch is ready to go.
"Did you see that chick walk by?" "Yeah, she had a nice ass and tits but was a total bagherface". "Yeah, i'd still fuck her though".
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.