The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.

Dude 1: OMFG dude! It's Eggley Bagelface! Dude take a picture!

Eggley: Aw Fuck.

Eggley Bagelface by *EEVAN* February 17, 2010

Bagelface

a being of supreme loss for they have a bagel for a face.

Dude did you see that bagelface at the busstop blowing his nose on that labrador. Dude need to get a life.

Joe, Just because you failed mathenomics doesn't make you a total bagel face.

Bagelface by Wordmaster, Master of words September 25, 2010

bagherface

girl, usually with an exceptionally nice body, who has such an ugly face that you have to put a bag over it during sex. Bag-her-face, similiar to a but-her-face but with a much uglier face. A bagherface's face is so hideous that is impossible for oneself to sustain an erection while it is in sight. This is where the bag comes in. Put the bag over her face and walla, this bitch is ready to go.

"Did you see that chick walk by?" "Yeah, she had a nice ass and tits but was a total bagherface". "Yeah, i'd still fuck her though".

bagherface by quicksquirt April 14, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026