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oh what now

1.) Something to say after you insult someone.
2.) Something you say after you've been insulted by that jackass in your other classes, etc. and then you just said something really mean and nasty to them.
1.) Dude 1: You're a #@$$@$^%@$%@$!#% $^$@@!!! Oh what now!?
Dude 2: ....

2.)Dude 1: *says nasty comment*
Dude 2: *says even NASTIER comment* Oh what now, bitch?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?
oh what now by Elizabeth March 3, 2005
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oh what larks 

when something hilarious happens and its so funny you have to point out the hilarity of the situation.
Dull people may use the phrase 'oh what fun', but we all know 'oh what larks' is better.
friend walks into the door,
somone kind and sympathetic: "oh what larks"
oh what larks by sarcasmFTW October 26, 2011

oh what now

1.something to say after being insulted/insulting someone
2.something to yell out randomly
3.something to say when you don't understand something. Usually follows "your face" and "your mom".
(1)
Dude 1: (to innocent bystander) Your MOM!
Dude 2: Oh, WHAT NOW!!!
(2)
Dude 1: I saw your mom at Wally World shopping for your birthday present!
Dude 2: Oh, WHAT NOW!!!
(3)
Dude 1: Yeah, your face is so gay it takes 3 trucks!!
Dude 2: Oh, WHAT NOW...!
oh what now by Cassandra January 31, 2005
Word of the Day on March 3, 2005

oh what now

What you say when that really irritating person comes up to you, and you know they are going to say something stupid/irritating.
"Can I ask you a question?"

"Oh, what now?"
oh what now by Tharglet March 3, 2005

oh what now

1. Something said after you insult someone an dthey have no come back.
2. While wlking around
3. When you win an argument
4. When one does something really kool that like no ones else can do!
1. a) "Dirty Skank Whore!"
b)"...ummm"
a)"ohhhhh WHAT NOW? WHAT NOW?"
2. "oh what now"
3. a) "the square root of 36 is 5.5"
b) "NO it's 6. OHHHHH WHAT NOW? WHAT NOW?
4. a) *does double tuck, back hanspring, front hand spring, from standing* OHHHHH WHAT NOW!?!? WHAT NOW?!?!
oh what now by WeWereMentToLive March 3, 2005

oh what a night 

Bomb ass tune from back in the day, by Frankie Avalon and the four seasons, however my iPod says billy joel sang it - noooo.
the harmonising on this song is simple but you can't match it, pure genius
I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder
Straining my head around and taking my body under
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oh what a night by MC givern May 25, 2005

oh what now

when you da best and caplice aint, yo.
DJ Cedo likes me more than you, OH WHAT NOW.
oh what now by John Harris March 4, 2005
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