offshoreer 

A dude who is offshore

Dude I'm such an offshoreer

offshoreer by cliphe November 6, 2017

offshore drilling 

The practice of leaving the country for the explicit purpose of engaging in sex.

"We're headed to Costa Rica because we heard that there is great opportunity for offshore drilling there."

offshore drilling by Srini Balasubrian August 10, 2008

offshore christmas 

n. A Christmas Eve or Christmas Day spent offshore on a rig or platform in Norway. Usually celebrated with a large, elaborate meal and boxes of chocolates.

My crew and I were running an RST job, so we had an offshore christmas.

offshore christmas by vaeren December 18, 2006

Offshored 

Losing a good paying job to a non-North American country often resulting in cost savings to greedy corporations at the expense of quality.

"...no I'm not with Microsoft any more, my job got offshored to Bangalore. I hear my old customers are frustrated by the thick accents and out of touch nature."

Offshored by mangicake January 27, 2009

offshore mom

a mother who shops at Pier 1, Cost Plus, or other such imported home furnishings stores so as to make herself appear more worldly

Example-

person 1: "Have you been to Stacy's house? It's in a track neighborhood but it's full of obscure scented candles and Native American artwork like a Pier 1 catalog."

person 2: "She must have an offshore mom."

offshore mom by kit-KAT_2o1o August 8, 2009

offshore

1) n. The place in Norway to work.

2) adj. Unavailable for drinking/partying due to being on a rig.

3) v. Tricked, conned, or otherwise persuaded into going offshore.

1) I work offshore, we watch plasma TV's on coffee break.

2) I was offshore for the last 4 weekends.

3) I was supposed to be home for the holidays, but I got offshored. Looks like this year I'll have an offshore christmas instead.

offshore by vaeren December 18, 2006

Offshore Drilling 

A euphemism for anal sex.

Bill: "Hey Larry, you going to do some offshore drilling tonight?"
Larry: "Yes, I love anal."

Offshore Drilling by BooKaki69 November 19, 2019